BBQ disaster

Here's a top tip to avoid:

Ironbark smoke is abso-fucking-lutely vile. Do not use a couple of ironbark logs in your smoker unless they have completely burnt down to embers and can be used to ignite something that doesn’t make everything taste like sadness and other people’s headaches.

I just managed to ruin an entire barbecue this way. Learn from my stupidity: just never do this.